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I Told You I Taught You German

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“Germany, will you teach me German?” Italy asked Germany, who was sitting at his desk organizing papers.

“What do you want to learn?” He asked, slightly confused as to why he wanted to learn German.

“Whatever you will teach me!” Italy said, already thinking of pasta.

“The days of the week in order from Sunday to Saturday are Sonntag, Montag, Dienstag, Mittwoch, Donnerstag, Freitag, and Samstag.” Italy tried to pronounce them the same as Germany, but his accent prevented him from doing so. “Let’s try something easier…hello is hallo.”

“Hallo~Germany~!”

“Very good. The numbers in order from one to ten are eins, zwei, drei, vier, fuent, sechs--”

“Sex?!”

“Sechs.”

“Sex is a number?!”

“S-E-C-H-S is six.”

“Oooooh, that makes sense now, I thought you were talking about--”

“Sieben is seven, rcht is eight, neun is nine, and zohn is ten.”

“What are the colors?”

“Grau is gray, blau is blue, rosa is pink, rot is red, gelb is yellow, grun is green, orange is orange, and lila is purple.”

“I like the color rot!”

“It’s pronounced ‘rot’.”

“I said rot.”

“Rot!”

“I’ve been saying rot!”

“Say rotate.”

“…Rotate?”

“Now say rotate without ‘ate’ at the end.”

“Rot.”

“That’s it.”

“Teach me something else.” There was a certain something Italy wanted to learn, but he didn’t really want to ask….yet, at least.

“Was ist dein liebling sport? Is ‘what is your favorite sport?’”

“Soccer!”

“Was ist dein leibing farbe is ‘what is your favorite color?’ Don’t answer that.” Germany said, seeing Italy’s face light up at another chance to annoy him. “Is there anything else you want to learn?”

“What is ‘it hurts?’”

Germany looked sternly at Italy and replied, “Estue weh.”

“How about ‘I’m tired’?”

“Really, Italy. We haven’t even been speaking for ten minutes.”

“I might use it later!” Italy said, smiling.

“Ich bin mude. Try and pull that during training and I’ll add another three hours to your training time.”

“Aw!”

“Anything else?” Germany said, sighing. Italy was getting really annoying.

“One more.” Italy said, looking at his sweaty palms and scuffing his boot, “What’s ‘I love you’?”
*just died of fluff* :iconexplodelaplz:

I wrote it back when I was still learning German and I it would be fine to post up while I'm working on requests and hadn't posted anything for a while.....

Anyway, if I got any of those translations wrong, tell me :)

And, why yes! :iconlikeasirplz: that title IS a refrence to Memories!!! [link]

Okay, I think I've got them all fixed now, and I hope I didn't OFFEND anyone with the mistakes. If I did, I'm sorry.
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Rory-Kirkland's avatar
*passed out on the floor in a pool of blood* 

(i took a year and a half of german in middle school and hated every minuet of it [this was before i was into hetalia] and i failed every quarter i legit had F's on every report card in that class every.time.)